Billy-- oh my, I can only imagine... you must have the patience of a saint! 
Now Pam... let you knee HEAL! It won't help anyone in the long run if you insist on trying to do the small things too much/early and end up slowing the process, right? none of us can help with the pain or healing process, so let those near you have the satisfaction of at least being able to help by takeing care of you.
Whatcha think Billy? will that work? it's the same line I use on DH when he's sick and stillt trying to help with chores. Usually works on him, but I'm not so sure it'll work on a New England Nurse!
Well, regardless, I hope you recover qickly and completely. Oh, and that you have your beady muse as good company for the durration!
Lois